1) I’m domestic as fuck. I’ve entered two baking competitions and I’ve come away with three blue ribbons.
2) I’m really tall (6’4”)
3) I have an obsession with maps and currently there are almost 15 hanging up on my room.
4) My favorite move of all time is Twister
5) I have an actual porn blog that no one knows about ;)
Contrary to my blog title, I’m not a lifeguard. I used to be but that was about a year ago.